10 THINGS ANY GUY CAN DO TO BE A BETTER GUY

Well, these may seem like no-brainers, but as I walk around, I see it everyday.  So, here we go.

  1. WASH YOUR HANDS.  Often.  Cleans hands are just safer for everyone.
  2. TAKE A BATH OR SHOWER EVERYDAY.  It’s sad that I have to say this one in addition to the previous one.
  3. WHEN YOU URINATE, RAISE BOTH THE LID AND THE SEAT.  When you’re done, lower them both.  I don’t know which bothers me more: The person that can’t raise the seat when they go Number One, or the person that can’t close the lid when they are done.
  4. QUIT TALKING SHIT.  That’s not what we are supposed to do.  Quit lying, quit huffing and puffing.
  5. TAKE OFF YOUR SISTER’S CAPRI JEANS.  Somehow it became fashionable for men to wear women’s clothing.  Let me put it this way: I should not ever mistake a gentlemen for his girlfriend.
  6. UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE NOT A PICK UP ARTIST.  You are a creep.  If you have to resort to things such as perverted applications of Neuro-Linguistic Programming just to get some attention, that’s your first sign that maybe you should be working on that personality of yours.
  7. PUT DOWN THAT PABST.  I never understood the celebration of all things low brow.
  8. IT’S ALWAYS SOMETHING FOR SOMETHING.  Never something for nothing.  Bruce Lee said that.
  9. CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY.  So stop collecting them.  See Number 7.
  10. WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN, JUST SAY “YES.”  This is the same advice Special-K gave to Turbo in Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.  Unless you’re trying to offend the woman, she most likely wants you to go along with what she has in mind.
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3 Responses to 10 THINGS ANY GUY CAN DO TO BE A BETTER GUY

  1. Jerry says:

    Number 10 is critical, in my experience.

  2. Laney says:

    Fantastic list, Autrelle. I can’t take men in girl jeans – it’s completely repulsive. But I equally can’t take dirty hippies. Sad fact that people find it too cumbersome to shower often or, at the very least, wash their nasty feet before shoving them into some raggedy flip flops and taking their jiffy-footed self out in public. It’s just a big old dirty drag queen trailer park out there.

  3. Krutika says:

    yes its number 10 but take care its not always

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